Dear Britney,Oh my god, what have you become? What has happened to the beautiful, sweet young chit of a girl that I used to know and love? Why do you look like an angry lesbian on steroids- and testosterone-overdose? And whatever possessed you to marry Jason and Kfed???!!! That was like such an insult to me - are those losers an extension of your taste for me? How does that make me look? But I like to think your taste in men has gone from good to obscene since our falling out.Recently, with all the crazy behavior that I have seen from you, I feel that I must help you…that I am somewhat responsible for you…that all that has happened to you was somehow due to our painful breakup…that you still have feelings for me…that all this insanity is because we are no longer together.Britney, if there is any shred of hope and possibility that we can be reunited and make it work, I would beat a path to your rehab door and sweep you off your feet. I would plan a career comeback with a duet album and concert tour for us! But first, you have got to get rid of Kfed and tell the world that I am unequivocably and indisputedly a cut WAY ABOVE this loser you married and had children with. Please, Britney, tell the world how great and fantastic your Justin is. (Marcia, my PR rep, can help you write a glowing statement). Do it for me, Britney….for us.Your baby hotcakes(waiting in the wings),JustinP.S. - Your boobs are way hotter than Cameron’s!